Logistics | January 01, 0001

That Pokémon Slowpoke Song Is Kind of Messed Up

Remember the official Pokémon reggae song that wasreleased u31.com เข้าสู่ระบบ last year in Japanese? Today, it was translated/tweaked so that it’s in English—which means we can take a closer look at the lyrics. And, well…they’re kind of uncomfortable! Let me preface this by saying that we all know that people eat Pokemon. That’s just a fact. In Pokemon Gold & Silver, there’s an entire segment about a Team Rocket operation that cuts off the tails of Slowpoke and then tries to sell them for a hefty sum.cnx.cmd.push(function(){cnx({"playerId":"e3616d04-4972-4839-a63a-c6975e2e9731","settings":{"advertising":{"macros":{"AD_UNIT":"/23178111854/od.kotaku.com/article","CHILD_UNIT":"article","POST_ID":"1728351902","POST_TYPE":"post","CHANNEL":"uncategorized","SECTION":"","SUBSECTION":"","CATEGORIES":"uncategorized","TAGS":"pokemon","NOP":"0"},"timeBeforeFirstAd":0}}}).render("cnx-player-main")}); The reggae song has references to this practice within the lyrics (emphasis mine): Slow slow slow Ah-oo what’s your story, Slowpoke? Slow slow slow Ah-oo what’s your story, Slowpoke? Every night, you’re the one Dreams of waking with the sun But you sleep in ‘til noon (Slowpoke) Your pink hue Is your color, through and through I can see it’s the real you (Slowpoke) Your big mouth Like a supermarket door Open seven/twenty-four (Slowpoke) Your u31.com เข้าสู่ระบบ

sweet tail sap Is a yummy yummy snack We’re hungry and we want more (Slowpoke) You’re so slow, that Your picture never blurs The speedometer concurs (Slowpoke) Slow slow slow Ah-oo what’s your story, Slowpoke? Slow slow slow Ah-oo what’s your story, Slowpoke? Lose your tail, that’s all right It’ll grow back someday That’s really cool (Slowpoke) Dopey Pokémon, the Category they settled on Too u31 ทางเข้า bad for you (Slowpoke) What word starts with “S” And ends with letter “E”? It’s obviously…(Sunstroke) You fish with your tail But you’re too slow when they bite And so they swim out of sight (Slowpoke) Your slow-motion roll has got a lot of soul It’s your cruise control (Slowpoke!) Slow slow slow Ah-oo what’s your story, Slowpoke? Slow slow slow Ah-oo what’s your story, Slowpoke? You yawn a single time Down comes the rain sublime If the famous legend is true But you’ve been yawning all day long And the blue skies aren’t gone You’ve got some explaining to do u31 เข้าสู่ระบบ A Shellder bites your tail And then you become a Slowbro That’s a dopey evolution (Slowpoke) Everywhere you go There are Slowpoke passing through Maybe there’s one right behind you (Slowpoke) Plodding, poky, sluggish, tardy, so late you’re early (Slowpoke) Slow slow slow Dude, what’s your deal, Slowpoke? Slow slow slow Ah-oo what’s your story, Slowpoke? A great big Berry fell Bonked you on the head But you feel no pain (Slowpoke) Your ears curl in—there’s a reason, you said What was it again? (Slowpoke) You just said “SLO” Did you feel that Berry only just now? You’re really somethin’ (Slowpoke) Someday you’ll be Slowbro, or maybe even Slowking Or you’ll just keep bein’ (Slowpoke) Stand in a ring Bite your buddy’s tail for lunch What a happy looking bunch Slowpoke! Slow slow slow Ah-oo what’s your story, Slowpoke? Slow slow slow Slowpoke! It’s all in good fun, and it’s even consistent with the lore, but man: I’d really u31 ทางเข้า

rather not think about eating my monster pals, you know? u31 เข้าสู่ระบบ

The worst part is when I start to analyze the situation here, because the lyrics suggest that Slowpoke actually doesn’t feel much pain. Plus, it’ll grow the tail back, right? Ugh. It’s still kind of weird. I kind of get the feeling that it’s more OK to joke about eating Slowpoke because it’s one of the not-so-smart Pokemon, which in of itself is fucked up! YES I KNOW THEY’RE NOT REAL I DON’T GIVE A SHIT SAVE SLOWPOKES 2015

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